My Ode to Peanut Butter

Ode to Peanut Butter, you sticky fiend,
When you're smooth you're better than if you're over beaned.
I like you by yourself, and I like you covered in chocolate,
But you'll NEVER catch me putting you on my breakfast omelette.
When I was a kid, I ate you up with jelly,
I did not care if homemade or made by super deli.
You'll always be a comfort food, I know that much is true.
I'll eat you forever and always no matter my IQ.

Thanks for the idea, Megan.